how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed to be kind to yourself.
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
Favorite Movies: A Cinderella Story (2004)"Fairytales aren’t just about finding handsome princes. They’re about fulfilling your dreams. And about standing up for what you believe in."
Thought of the day.
“You are never too small to make a difference.”
This is honestly one of my favorite gifs on the internet.
"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death